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Good evening,

It's about 10pm here in Stamford. I'm about to crash for the evening but I wanted to put up a quick post as my friend Tim reminded me via email that I haven't posted an entry in over a week. Ironically, Tim is the same friend who commented three posts ago that I was wasting my Gmail invites by creating an email address so that people could complain about my blog. Just to be clear, davesblogster@gmail.com was created for people to comment on my blog and not necessarily for complaints.

And holy cow did I call that whole email spam thing. To date the only email I've gotten on that email is...well hold on. Guess this post isn't just a short one. Allow me to promote the first lame ass people to take advantage of my blog email which can only be found on this website.

Sandra Dilali

CISCO WORLD NETWORK NV.
INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY PROMOTION
PRIZE AWARD.
HAARLERBERGWEG 15-18
10101 CH AMSTERDAM
REF:OGS/415432791/33 BATCH: 81/9334/ILPPA/CWNL
Dear Sir/Madam,
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners International programs held on the 1st April 2005.
Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 532111497-31121 with serial number 197154-336 drew lucky numbers 9-91-22-41-61-33 which consequently won in the 1st category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of US$ 500,000.00(Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars)
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money Remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants.
All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 20,000 company and 30,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world. This promotional program takes place every year.
This lottery was promoted and sponsored by eminent personalities like Mr. Bill Gates and the sultan of Brunei, we hope with part of your winning you will take part in our next year USD50 million International Promotion lottery. To file for your claim, please contact our fiducially Agent:
Dr. Williams Don Bentley, (WilliamsDBentley@netscape.net)
Foreign Operations Director,
TEL: 0031-6208-8533-4
FAX: 0031-8473-0081-5
email: CiscoWorldNetLot@netscape.net
Remember all winning must be claimed not later than 20th April 2005.
after this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake. Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications endeavor to quote your reference and batch numbers in
all first correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of address do
inform our agent as soon as possible. We hope with part of your winning you will take part
in our next year 30 million dollars international lottery.
Congratulations!!!
Once more from our members of staff, we thank you for being part of our promotional program.
Note: anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.
Sincerely yours,
Mrs. Sandra Dilali,
Secretary
NB: We are very sorry for the delay!!!

So to Sandra and all you other bastards at CISCO WORLD NETWORK NV., allow me to respond to you by saying a big FUCK YOU to you and all you other lame ass spammers for clogging up the internet and eating up my time with your bullshit advertising. I hope you all fucking die.

I should note that I'm not typically an angry man except when it comes to advertising and sales people. Also, spammers should know that I will not be reprinting their future bullshit, nor will I be commenting in such a specific manner...because I hope you will all just die.

Went to see Nelly last night in Bridgeport. It was awesome. Odds are I'll be talking about that in the next post. Until then, nighty night.